Schindler Sez
Are hockey
fans…puckers?
The Ass
On Palm
Sunday, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on an ass, followed by a procession of his
followers, while others laid palms and their cloaks in his path.
In Pat’s
church on that day, a re-enactment of Jesus’ triumphant entry was held. As the
procession passed Pat’s pew, Sim, her husband, whispered into her ear, “Where’s
the ass?”
Whispering
back into his ear, Pat said, “Sitting next to me.”
Go At It
The University
of California psychologists have found that gossip can be therapeutic and make
you feel better. So go at it ladies, as if you need any additional
encouragement.
The Catcher
Calvin Johnson, an
All-Pro receiver, recently signed an eight year contract with the Detroit Lions
for $132 million. Darn! When I was a kid, I should of spent more time catching
the football. Just think if it wasn’t for should of, could of or would of, I’d
be making a lot of dough.
To all you
wonderful mothers out there… Schindler Sez…”Happy Mother’s Day!”
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