Schindler Sez
What’s French about
toast?
Is He?
If a comedian tells
jokes sitting down, is he still a stand-up comedian?
Think Positive
Having more than one wife, sounds
like a horror story to most men. But gentlemen think positive. At least one of
them wouldn’t have a headache!
Today’s Lesson
The SNAP Food
Benefits (used to be called Food Stamps) administered by the U.S. Department of
Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and
food stamps ever.
Meanwhile,
the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior,
says “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” This may make them grow dependent on
handouts and not learn to care for themselves.
Thus ends
today’s lesson. Any questions?
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