Thursday, November 22, 2012

April 28, 2012



Schindler Sez
What’s French about toast?

Is He?
If a comedian tells jokes sitting down, is he still a stand-up comedian?

Think Positive
Having more than one wife, sounds like a horror story to most men. But gentlemen think positive. At least one of them wouldn’t have a headache!

Today’s Lesson
The SNAP Food Benefits (used to be called Food Stamps) administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.
            Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, says “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” This may make them grow dependent on handouts and not learn to care for themselves.
Thus ends today’s lesson. Any questions?

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