Schindler Sez

A lot of people go on about things they know nothing about.

The Ombudsman

Ninety- year-old Sim, went to the courthouse to talk to the woman who was recently appointed ombudsman. On seeing a young lady walking down a hallway, he said, “Excuse me pretty lady, are you the ombudsman?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m a Hockemeyer.”

The Picture.

In the fashion world, the color orchid is all the rage. To me it looks like purple. But we all know an orchid dress is perceived to be a lot classier and therefore more expensive than a purple one. Ladies, I hope you don’t have to look at the Mona Lisa to get the picture here.

O’Schindler

O”Connolly, McGuire and me,

In a pub, having a jar, just we three.

“Are you Irish,” they asked,

As they passed me the flask,

“I’m as Irish as O’Schindler can be!”

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to O’Connolly, McGuire, and ye.

An Irish Cheer

Let’s give the Irish a cheer,

For shamrocks, corn beef and green beer.

And to St. Patty I say,

Drive the snakes all away,

But please, leave the good people here.

Schindler Sez

The difference between the shanty Irish and lace curtain Irish is about thirty thousand a year.

Greed

I have never understood why it is “greed” to keep the money that you worked hard for, but not greed to want to take somebody else’s money.

~Thomas Sowell

The Eye Has It

 I supposed you noticed that Matthew McConaughey, Rob Lowe, and other prominent Stars are now doing TV commercials. Some say they do it to keep a high profile and to keep them in the public eye. That may be true…but I’m sure they really  keep their eye on the dough.