Anonymous

"When people rob banks they go to prison. When they rob the taxpayer they get re-elected."

Today

Logic is dead.

Excellence is punished.

Mediocrity is revered.

This is present day America.

Henry Cate VII

"The problem with political jokes is they get elected."

Schindler Sez

If one’s tacky…would he also be ticky?

The Truck

The other day I was looking at some pictures of me when I was a young man. Then I looked in the mirror. My god, I thought, “What happened?” It must have been a big truck!

The Good Book

Do you know how to judge a book? If you hate to put it down and can’t wait to pick it up, that’s a good book. Personally, whenever someone picks up one of my books, at ten bucks each, that never puts me down. Of course my wife and my old high school classmate, Mary Ann, think they’re pretty damn good books. And since I’m an agreeable guy, I agree with them.

The Brainy Computer

Recently, some researchers claimed the brain is like a computer. The more stuff you put into it, the longer it takes to retrieve. This tells me that most of the information I put into my brain over the past eighty years is still in there. Now I wonder if I can get it out before I check out.

Munchies

As most marijuana users know, when they smoke pot they get the munchies. Researchers have found that tetrahydrocannabinol, an ingredient in marijuana, triggers hunger. Is that why there are so many pot bellies?

Schindler Sez

Plumbers crack me up.