Sick of Working

A lot of people who call in to work sick are sick…sick of working!

West Nile

Wouldn’t it be nice if those darn mosquitoes that spread the West Nile virus went back to the Nile? It might give us some relief and the Muslims something else to think about instead of fighting and killing each other.

Slavery

America’s biggest mistake.

A Has-been

It’s better to be a “has-been,” than a “never was.”

Old West Proverb

Enlightening

I knew a guy who was so religious that when he read the passage, “Let there be light,” he got lit!

The American Depository

If all the McDonalds in the United States closed, there would be a national emergency. Not because we couldn’t find a place to eat, but where would we go to the bathroom? I can only surmise that there have been more deposits made at Mickey D’s than at the Bank of America! 

Schindler Sez

If you have an Irishman for a friend, you’ll always have a drinking companion.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I never remember feeling tired by work, though idleness exhausts me completely.

The Greatest Artist

Whenever I see a harvest moon, a field of wild flowers, a sky full of cottony clouds, a snowflake, a rainbow, autumn foliage, snowcapped mountains, or sunbeams shining through the clouds warming the earth with its brilliance, it’s obvious that Mother Nature is, without a doubt, the world’s greatest artist.