Friday, January 30, 2015

The Diamond

Neal Diamond wrote some songs for his new bride. Maybe he thought he’d get lucky by marrying her. But just think…she’s the one that got lucky. After all…she got the Diamond.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

The Last Movie

    “Jill, would you like to go to a movie tonight?”
            “No, I don’t really go to movies that much.”  
            “What was the last movie you saw?”
            “Gone With the Wind.”

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Schindler Sez

Welfare was never intended to be a career opportunity.