Schindler Sez

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

My Surgeries

I had a hip replacement,

Followed by a knee,

A Mumford procedure,

Then a back surgery.

A pacemaker, a hernia,

Then the other knee,

Surgery on my prostate,

Enabled me to pee.

An irregular heartbeat,

Was fixed at Mayo,

A colonoscopy procedure,

Made it easier to go!

A cerebral hemorrhage,

Which affected my brain,

But I still know who I am,

If you call me by my name.