March 10, 2012

Schindler Sez

If it wasn't for my sweet tooth...I wouldn't have a fat head.

An Irish Prayer
Schindler is a German name,
Of that I'm proud to say,
Except for just one time a year,
and that's St. Patty's Day.

O"Schindler is me name that day,
And I'll drink a jar or four,
But when I'm with my friend O'Carroll,
He always buys me more.

Saint Patrick if you're looking down,
A prayer for me say,
For O'Carroll passed out on the bar,
And they're asking me to pay.

Up Where

"Hey Jimmie," some wisenheimer yelled, "I've got a question I bet you can't answer."
"There are millions of questions I can't answer, but shoot."
"How far is up?"
"Not too far," I answered, "if it's up yours!"