March 17, 2012

Schindler Sez

A taxpayer's money in a politicians's hand will disappear faster than Houdini.

The Tooter

"You're a smart ass," my wife said.
"I didn't know my ass was smart. Hmmmm, maybe that's why it toots its horn so much."

Green Bananas

At Bandido's Mexican restaurant, Franz, an elderly gentleman, came in for his free birthday dinner.
"Franz," I asked, "How old are you now?"
"Well let me tell you this sonny," he replied, "I'm so old that I don't buy green bananas anymore."

Les Miserables

IN 1960, about 72 percent of all adults over 18 were married. Today, it's slightly over 51 percent. I wonder what happened. Here I thought misery loved company.