Tuesday, January 04, 2011

December 31, 2010
Schindler Sez
Short sermons make happy parishioners.

The Egg & Nog

Rudolph had a red nose,
The reindeer were agog.
They thought it was a miracle,
But he loved his egg and nog!

Jason's Hope

Twenty-seven-year-old Jason called his father after he checked into a four-star hotel in Chicago. "Dad, they're having a Victoria Secret audition here and there must be a least a thousand girls in the hotel."
"Are they cute?"
"They're gorgeous. They have to be, to be Victoria Secret models.
"Are you going to ask one out?"
"Yeah, but I figure if I ask them all out, one of them is bound to say yes!"

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

To all my readers and friends in Decatur and Adams County, you're the best!

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