January 15, 2011

Schindler Sez
If you were never naughty, you never had much fun.

We See You

Never do brain surgery with your index finger while you're driving. We can still see you!

The Leftovers

Jim was attending a University of St. Francis' football game with his friends Tom and Margie. At halftime, he decided to go get something to eat. On returning to his seat, Jim started to wolf down his chili dogs, like a starving man at an all-you-can-eat buffet. As a result, chili sauce began to dribble all over his tie. (Don't you dare to think it was me; I don't wear a tie). Anyway, Margie noticed and said, "Jim, you're getting chili sauce all over you tie."
"That's okay," Jim replied, "When I get home, I'll put it in the freezer and have it for lunch."

Love & Alcohol

Alcohol increases the desire, but ruins the performance.

--Paraphrasing Shakespeare