December 18, 2010

Schindler Sez

When incompetence gets in our way, it's the computer's fault.

Cats & Dogs & Santa Claus

If cats call their Santa, Santa Claws, what do dogs cal theirs...Santa Paws!

The Bird

"Mom's canary died," my wife, Fry, informed me. But I got her another one and you won't believe how much it cost."
"How much?"
"A hundred and ten dollars."
"You're serious?"
"Yes, a hundred and ten dollars."
"That's a lot, considering people give me the bird for nothing."

Light up his Night
Give him a Coleman for Christmas...it'll light up his night.