April 24, 2010

Schindler Sez

If you don't believe there are a lot of idiots out there, you haven't been driving much!

David

On TV, a few months ago, it showed the renowned, seventeen foot marble statue of the nude David by Michelangelo. One of the observers was a young boy about six years old. Upon viewing the statue, he said, "Gee dad, it looks like he just came out of the water!"

The Good Investment

When Tom told Max, he lent Larry fifty bucks, Max said, "Are you nuts? He's borrowed money from everyone in town. You can kiss that fifty bucks goodbye."
"Oh no," Tom responded. That's the best money I've ever spent!"
"How do you figure?" Max wanted to know.
"Because I'll never see that son-of-a-bitch again!"

There Egos
A man who is satisfied with himself doesn't need an ego.
--Thomas (K only) Hurst

Why

Why do they put turn signals on cars when nobody uses them?
--Joey