December 11, 2010

Schindler Sez
Retirement is the Grim Reaper's helper.

A Farve

He pulled a Favre.
Translation: he changed his mind.

The Good Neighbor

Mike phoned his neighbor. "Hey Tom, wanna have a scotch?"
"Sure."
"Do you have any?"
"Yeah."
"That's great...bring it over with you."

Christmas Bills

Why does Santa get all the credit and all I get is the bills?