Sue the SOB

Saturday, I stopped by one of my restaurants, Bandido's, to pick upsome chips and salsa to take to the lake. I also got a cup of coffee to go. With the chips and salsa in one hand, and the coffee and car keys in the other, I tried to open the car door and spilled the hot coffee all over myself. This made me wonder: Could I sue me?
Without a doubt, if I would have called one of those sleazy, electronic, ambulance-chasing lawyers that advertise on TV, he would probably said, "Lets sue the SOB. It's his fault." So I guess that verifies it. I can sue me!

Hmmmmmm
What tune does a humming bird hum?