A Has Been
It's better to be a "has been," than a never was.

Old Western Proverb

Enlightening

I knew a guy who was s religious that when he read the passage, "Let there be light," he got lit!

Drinking Buddy

If you have an Irishman for a friend, you'll always have someone to drink with.

The American Depository

If all the McDonald's in the United States closed, there would be a national emergency. Not because we couldn't find a place to eat, but where would we go to the bathroom? I can only surmise that there have been more deposits made at Mickey D's than at the Bank of America.