Stepping Up

If some folks did a better job of stepping up, they wouldn't have to step down!

The Real Meaning

When someone says they can't, what they generally mean is ...they don't want to!

Jenny Stiegmeyer

Running Nose

In my youth, I probably spent more time at Blackstone's Bar than I should have. One day, as I was sitting at that bar with my brother, Chico, having a brew, I said, "I can't shake this damn cold. I've had it for a month and my nose won't quit running."
Chico glanced at me and then nonchalantly said, "It's big enough. It ought to have legs!"