Thursday, September 01, 2016

Sue the SOB

Saturday, I stopped at one of my restaurants, Bandido’s, to pick up some chips and salsa to take to the lake. I also got a cup of coffee to go. With the chips and salsa in one hand, the coffee and car keys in the other, I tried to open the car door and spilled the hot coffee all over myself. This made me wonder: Could I sue me?

Without a doubt, if I would have called one of those sleazy, electronic, ambulance-chasing lawyers that advertise on TV, he would probably have said, “Lets sue the SOB. It’s his fault!”

So I guess that verifies it, I can sue me!

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