Grandpa's Lessons

Every Saturday, Grandpa Tom would take his granddaughter to lunch. He would also have a special treat for her, like taking her to a movie or going to the zoo. One particular Saturday, grandpa wasn't feeling up to par, so grandma filled in. When they came home grandpa asked the apple of his eye if she had a good time."We really had fun." the granddaughter answered, "and we never saw one son-of-a-bitch or horses' ass!"