Saturday, November 26, 2016

The Scoop on Poop

            Sam, Jenny’s son, stayed overnight at a friend’s house and the next morning the neighbors’ dad brought him home.
          Nick, Sam’s four–year-old brother answered the doorbell. On entering his friend’s father, asked, “Is your mother home?”
            Nick answered, “She’s going poop.”
            Jenny heard Nick from the bathroom and was mortified. As a result, she stayed in the bathroom until she was sure he left. On coming out, she saw him still standing in the foyer. She was so embarrassed she couldn’t look him in the eye. Sensing her embarrassment and trying to comfort her, he said, “You know what? I’ve got a book at home called, Everybody Poops.

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