#213 Week of July 7, 2013

Schindler Sez

A cutting remark never heals.

The Geese

At the crack of dawn,

On little Lake Cree,

Some noisy geese,

Kept awakening me.

I made some noise,

To scare them away,

But in spite their squawking,

They had nothing to say!

                                                            Jim Schindler

The Obvious

            Did you ever get the feeling that a lot of our congressmen vote for what’s good for them and not what’s best for the country and their constituents? Or am I the only one who can see the obvious?

Peace & Harmony

            Those who live by the “Golden Rule” and obey the “Ten Commandants,” will live in peace and harmony, not only with their God, but also with their fellow man.

The Beginning and the End

            Political correctness is just a means employed by those who want to suppress the truth. When it is forbidden to speak the truth that my friend is the beginning of the end of any free society.

#214 Week of July 14,

Schindler Sez

A kind word is never forgotten.

The Politician

            Did you hear that Smith & Wesson came out with a new gun? It’s called the “Politician.” It won’t work and you can’t fire it.

Lights Out

I had four beers,

When I jumped in the car.

Thought I’d just drive home,

 It’s not that far.

A block from my house,

Or thereabout,

He pulled me over and

Said, “Your tail lights out.”

                                                            Jim Schindler

The Quiet Place

            If the majority of congress would only learn this one lesson: It is better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you’re a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt; the halls of congress would be a very quiet place.

            You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think about you if you realized how seldom they do.

Eleanor Roosevelt

#215 Week of July 21, 2013

Schindler Sez

            It appears as if the FBI hasn’t been able to dig any up the dirt on Jimmy Hoffa.

Fish Stories

I’ve heard many a fish story,

About the one that got away,

And it’s a mystery how,

It gets bigger every day.

I’ve been on some fishing trips,

And to this I must admit,

I’ve caught a few of decent size,

But never Moby Dick!

                                                Jim Schindler

Bar None

            The Indiana Excise Police arrested eighty minors in a raid at the Early Bird Bar, on the north side of Indianapolis. Vicious rumors have it that the name of the bar is going to be changed to the “Bar None,” which does seem more appropriate.

The Crossing

            We’ve all seen “Deer Crossing” signs along the road; but I’ve never seen a deer cross there. Maybe they’re afraid it’ll cost them a buck or a lot of doe.

The most dreaded words in the English language are:

            I’m from the IRS and I’m here to help you. Not necessarily because there is a problem with your returns, but because of their well-deserved reputation.

Fair words are as easy spoke as foul and bring good will instead of blows.