#208 Week of June 2, 3013
Schindler Sez
We
are all entitled to our opinions…no matter how erroneous.
It’s Sore
On
visiting my doctor about a health issue I was having, he gave me a prescription
for some pills. When I asked him what the side effects were, he told me they
didn’t really have any, except that they might make me a little grouchy.
A few days later I told my wife,
Fry, “The only thing those darn pills are doing is making me grouchier than a
bear with a sore butt...she agreed!
I
know what you’re thinking; do bears with sore butts really get grouchy?’ Yeah! But only if they’re taking those damn pills!
Benghazi
Benghazi,
no problem; blame it on Bush. He got blamed for everything else and a lot of no
knows believed every word!
The Last Step
I don’t know if our school
administrators realize this, but I think ISTEP has taken its last step!
#209 Week of June 9,
2013
Schindler Sez
Everyone
loves a compliment…especially the ladies.
Dad
When
I was a boy,
My
dad was king,
He
could do,
Almost
anything.
Then
in my teens,
It
became otherwise.
I
grew taller than him
And
twice as wise.
But
as I aged,
Thru many a summer,
He either got
smarter,
Or I
got dumber.
The Monologues
Recently, at the Arts United Center,
here in Fort Wayne, “The Vagina Monologues,” were featured. Hell, I didn’t know
they could talk!
#210 Week of June 16, 2013
Schindler Sez
Why
do those who understand not what they say, say so much?
On a Roll
Did
you read about the team of students, at Purdue University, who won a $20,000
prize for creating a biodegradable fireworks casing out of corn that is lighter
and less expensive than the products now on the market? Heck, on the farm, we
had a unique use for corn cobs and never won a damn thing. Of course we saved a
lot of money on toilet paper.
Arizona
June
the 21st was the,
First
day of summer.
If I
knew it’d be this hot,
I
wouldn’t have come here.
The Dough
The former Indiana Lake County Coroner,
was convicted of taking more than $24,000 from the child support funds. His
request to be released on bond was rejected by a federal judge. Could it be the
judge is waiting for him to dig up the evidence?
#211 Week of June 23,
2013
Schindler Sez
Do
polar bears really think they’re cool?
How Many Days
I thought it was time someone put
together an easy to understand rhyme, which tells how many days there are in
each month. So I took the liberty of combining several old poems, which should
make everyone an expert on the subject.
Thirty
Days
Thirty
Days Has September,
April,
June, and November,
All
the rest have thirty-one.
But
from this we still must vary,
For
twenty-eight has February.
Except
for Leap Year…that’s the time,
When
February has twenty-nine.
Jim
Schindler
Listening
Listening
is learning.
#212 Week of June 30,
2013
Schindler Sez
If
you’d buy only what you need and not what you want, you’d have a lot less
needs.
The Truth
Some
ladies think
I’m
a chauvinist pig,
From
the stories
That
I write.
But
to tell the truth,
I
love the ladies,
Especially
at night!
Jim Schindler
The Woeful Majority
Many
folks think that if the majority is for it, it’s right. Not because it’s best
or correct, but because the majority is for it.
Let me tell you, the majority is seldom, if ever right. If you don’t
believe me, think of all of the elected officials who were put into office by
the majority. Not to mention the laws they passed. All a majority means is that either by hook
or by crook, they got the most votes. Enough said!
The Sag
Recently, I read about a French
professor, Denis Rouillon, from the
University of Besancon, who claimed he
has measured 320 women’s breasts with and without bras and concluded that over
time, wearing a bra might make the breasts sag more than not wearing one.
Obviously, this guy doesn’t understand the law of gravity. Or perhaps it has
pulled his brain down to new lows. Then again, maybe he just wants to do some
more measurements. What a guy!
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