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The most beneficial force in the world is love.
The most destructive is hate.
Jesus' Underwear
Wise Words
The most beneficial force in the world is love.
The most destructive is hate.
Jesus' Underwear
The second grade class at St. Monica's Catholic Grade School just made their first communion. For a treat, the parish priest, Father Jeff, supplied milk and cookies.
On entering the classroom to congratulate the communicants, their teacher told Father Jeff the class would like to ask him a question.
"Who wants to ask me a question?" the good priest asked.
A young boy raised his hand.
"What's your question?"
"Why do they have a prayer about Jesus' underwear?"
"They don't."
"Yes they do."
"What prayer are you talking about?"
"Hail Mary full of grace the lord is with thee, blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of the loom...
On entering the classroom to congratulate the communicants, their teacher told Father Jeff the class would like to ask him a question.
"Who wants to ask me a question?" the good priest asked.
A young boy raised his hand.
"What's your question?"
"Why do they have a prayer about Jesus' underwear?"
"They don't."
"Yes they do."
"What prayer are you talking about?"
"Hail Mary full of grace the lord is with thee, blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of the loom...
Wise Words
When the people fear their government there is tyranny;
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.
~Thomas Jefferson
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.
~Thomas Jefferson
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