March 5, 2011

Schindler Sez

The difference between the shanty Irish and lace curtain Irish, is about $30,000 a year.

An Irish Cheer
Let's give the Irish a cheer,
For shamrocks, corn beef and green beer.
And to St. Patty I say,
Drive the snakes all away,
But please, leave the good people here.

O'Schindler

O'Connolly, McGuire and me,

In a pub, having a jar, just we three.

"Are you Irish?" they asked,

As they passed me the flask,

"I'm as Irish as O'Schindler can be!"

An Old Irish Tale

Did you hear the one about the Irishman who walked past a pub? It could happen!

An Ode to Saint Patrick

Lets honor Patrick the Saint,
In a way that we think is quaint.
With Bandido's fajitas and green Margaritas,
Cause Irish we certainty ain't

Happy St. Patrick's Day to O'Connolly, McGuire and Ye