August 28, 2010
Schindler SezIf a lot of folks could see their rear view, they wouldn't wear tight pants.
The Signs
While driving over to our son's house, I asked my wife, Fry, "Why do stop signs have eight sides when I only have two?"
Staring at me, with a you-can't-be-serious-look, she said, "That's about the stupidest thing you've ever said. It's like asking, why are railroad signs round, when your head's square?"
Hmmm, I thought, maybe that's why my hat won't fit!'
Staring at me, with a you-can't-be-serious-look, she said, "That's about the stupidest thing you've ever said. It's like asking, why are railroad signs round, when your head's square?"
Hmmm, I thought, maybe that's why my hat won't fit!'
Beer & Happiness
"Beer is proof that God loves and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin FranklinIt is
It is what it is, because it's not what it was. However, if it is what it was, it couldn't be what it is.
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