The Real Owner

If you want to find out who really owns your home,
don't pay your property taxes!

Happiness

Happiness has nothing to do with where you are physically,

but everything to do with where you are mentally!

Jeff

Jeff was diagnosed with throat cancer, and after extensive surgery and radiation, he was found
to be cancer free. On a followup visit a few months later, after a thorough examination, the good doctor exclaimed, "You're doing great! No sign of cancer. Are you still smoking?"
"Yeah, Jeff sheepishly answered."
"Cool," the doctor responded, "lets go into the garage and have one."