A While

In London, scientists are growing noses, ears, windpipes and other body parts. So far only a few patients have received one, but researchers are hopeful that before too long, they will be able to transplant other body parts. Don’t get too excited men…that might take quite a while.

Relief

Researchers at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine are blaming Global Warming on the obese because they eat more and cause more greenhouse emissions. To help resolve the problem, I can lend them some of my gas relief tablets. But can I keep a few?

Rolling with Royce

Rolls-Royce is opening a dealership in Cambodia, where the annual average income is just over $1000 per annum.  Boy, they must have really lowered their prices. I think I’ll get one.

Only in America

Only in America…could the rich, (the top 25% of all taxpayers), who pay 86% of all income taxes, be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.

Schindler Sez

The more difficult the struggle…the sweeter the victory.

The Shaker

One recent study claims that the amount of salt most people consume is okay for heart health, but too little may be as bad as too much. Almost everyone agrees that for some people, salt does increase blood pressure.
            A second study estimates that sodium contributes to over a million and a half deaths a year. Now can you tell me how they figured that out? Unless they examine thousands and thousands of cadavers, how in the heck would they know? Thinking they died from this or that doesn’t make it so. However, if they did a few autopsies, the examiner might say, “Yep, he died from too much salt. Has he been swimming in the ocean…or was he a Shaker?”

Hogwash

The Decatur Plan Commission approved putting a 9000 head hog farm near the town of Pleasant Mills. I bet you never saw that many hogs in one place…but you don’t have to be a farmer to know a pig when you see one.

Schindler Sez

Even the dumbest kid in the class will pass if he does his homework.