Schindler Sez

Old doesn't necessarily mean it’s valuable. If it did…I’d be worth millions.

Behind

A friend once said, “I know you won’t believe this, but your best days are behind you.”

So today I looked behind me and sure enough my behind was still behind me. It might not have looked its best, but at least I was in front of it.

Schindler Sez

Why is Greenland mostly ice and Iceland mostly green?

The View

I was scheduled to have lunch with my old friend, Shirl Swarts. When I met up with him, I shook his hand and said, “Hi Shirl, it’s good to see you.

“Yeah,” he replied, “It’s better to see me than to view me.”

Neighborly

Love your neighbor…but don’t take down the fence.

Paraphrasing an olde adage.

The Arrangement

When General Norman Schwarzkopf, who was in charge of Desert Storm, was asked if he could forgive the people who helped the terrorists, his answer was classic Schwarzkopf. He said, “I believe forgiving them is God’s function…our job is to arrange the meeting.”

Never

Almost every morning some of my old friends get together at a local restaurant and tell fish stories. You know…stories that get bigger and bigger every day.

He’s Over There

Glen Beck was calling convenient stores to see how astute the employees were. On one call, he asked the girl answering the phone where Benghazi was. “I don’t know,” she replied, “you can probably find him at Walmart.”`

Who’s He

Research by the University of Gothenburg in Sweden, has shown that women prone to anxiety and easily stressed out, were twice as likely to develop Alzheimer’s. So ladies, calm down and be nice to your husbands, or the day may come when you won’t know him. Or is that a good thing?