#250 Week of April 13, 2014
Schindler Sez
If your bucket has a hole in
it…get a new one.
Thomas Jefferson
April 13th is Thomas
Jefferson’s birthday. The following is a quote by John F. Kennedy.
“I think this is the most
extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been
gathered at the White House…with the possible exception of when Thomas
Jefferson dined alone.”
Father Jeff
Father Jeff is quite a guy,
I really like his Mass.
His entire parish also does,
Because it’s pretty fast.
(Sorry Lord…I really didn’t
want you to read this).
Gas
Now the environmentalists are
blaming the recent Artic snow and freezing temperatures that covered almost
half of the country, are the result of “Global Warming.” I honestly think those
prophets of doom will blame everything from volcanic eruptions to flatulence on
“Global Warming.” Isn’t that a gas?
Hic!
A
recent study has found that too much sugar can kill you. It has been shown to
increase blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, etc., etc. The U.S. Center
of Disease Control and Prevention called the results sobering. Gee, I have a
sweet tooth and all that sugar never sobered me. Hic!
