#201 Week of April 7, 2013
Schindler Sez
Why
is Greenland mostly ice and Iceland mostly green?
March Madness
NCCA Men’s Basketball Tourney
The Winner
It’s
tournament time,
I
can hardly wait,
Will
it be Indiana, Gonzaga,
Or
Deshaun and Ohio State?
Does
Louisville, Duke,
Or
Notre Dame have a chance,
To
take all the marbles
And
go to the dance?
I’ll
tell you the winner,
Then
I’ll bore you no more,
Cause
the winner my friend,
Will
be won from the final four!
Go
Irish!
#202 Week of April 14, 2013
Schindler Sez
The Retirement
The
fifteenth of April,
Is
National Tax Day,
What
you worked so hard for,
They
taketh away.
They’re
not even hungry,
Yet
they spend it on pork,
Give
it to people who hate us,
And
those who won’t work.
The
politicians are busy,
They
seldom rest,
They’re
working their tails off,
Feathering
their nest.
The
taxes collected,
The
influence they hold,
Are
quickly turned,
Into
silver and gold,
And
if they’re still living,
When
out they must bow,
They’ll
retire in style,
And
now you know how!
Arbor Day
April
16th, is Arbor Day. Since Arbor is the Latin word for tree. I wonder
if anyone has ever gotten treesles on Arbor day.
#203 Week of April 21, 2013
Schindler Sez
When
you do nothing…nothing happens.
April Showers
April
showers bring May flowers,
We’ve
heard the poets say.
But
I love it when the sun does shine,
And
drive the rain away.
Oh,
April showers; I love your flowers,
They’re
such a pretty sight,
So
do us all a humongous favor,
And
shower them at night.
It’s Not Your Day
April
22nd, is earth day. If you’re still here, be thankful your feet are on the
ground. For all you folks whose feet aren’t, I guess it’s not your day!
Marry the Dude
Ladies,
if you ever meet a man who looks as good as his resume’…marry the dude.
#204 Week of April 28, 2013
Schindler Sez
How’d
I ever get over the hill…when I’ve never been to the top?
No Spanking
Even
though Carl wore his wife-beater undershirt…his wife still wouldn’t let him
spank her.
The Growth
In
the 1920’s, 30’s, 40’s, and 50’s, the Burma Shave Co. put a series of small
rhyming signs along the highways, throughout the country, to advertise their
product and to entertain the motorists as they drove slowly down the two lane
country roads..
Every
spring for some reason, to this very day, I still think of an old Burma Shave
sign that read:
Spring
has come,
The
grass has riz,
Where
last years,
Carless
driver iz.
Burma
Shave.
I
loved that ditty, even though I wasn’t old enough to shave. Heck, back then, I
only had one wild hair and it was on my chest. However, I must confess, I never
shaved it. You might say it grew on me.
