March 31, 2012

Schindler Sez

Never worry about making a mistake...everybody makes them.

The Fools

On April Fool's Day,
Many folks try,
To foo their friends
By telling a lie.

If their friends believe them,
They laugh and guffaw,
and act like they're
The biggest fools of all.


The Urinaters

Indiana recently realized that it has $516 dollars more than the state budgeted. Already the inept politicians are lining up, gleefully rubbing their hands together in anticipation of how fast they can piss it away.

On Tape

While driving, I asked my wife, Fry, "Which lane goes straight?"
"The one on the left," she informed me.
"Are you sure?" I replied somewhat skeptical.
On reaching the red light, I said, "You're right, honey."
"Can I get that on tape?"

March 24, 2012

Schindler Sez
Remember when you sit down...to sit up.

Let's Do it Again!

Do you know how lawyers got such a bad reputation? They got it the old fashioned way, they earned it. As a matter of fact, for much of the 1700s, lawyers were banned in many of our colonies. Do you think we could do it again?

The Method

Ramona, a young mother, has two babies about a year apart. A few months after the birth of her second child, she became pregnant with the third.
Wow," her friend Rose exclaimed when Ramona told her the news. "Are you using any kind of birth control?"
"We just use the Rhythm Method."
"And how's that working out for you?"